Welcome To Memory Alpha Eternal Life Estates
This is the world’s first human memory alpha real estate development.
If you don’t know whether there is a heaven or hell or anything after life you’ve come to the right place.
Register now to reserve your unique Memory Alpha Estate.
You can reserve your ultrafast quantum memory real estate on our ‘exclusive secure redundant brain server’ at Memory Alpha.
Don’t worry you’ll not be alone.
Come dip yourself in magic waters
People like you will come, they’ll come for reasons they can’t even fathom. They’ll log on through their WiFi not knowing for sure why they’re doing it. They’ll click through the sign-in as innocent as children, longing for the past. “Of course, we won’t mind if you look around”, we’ll say, “It’s only $20-$??? per person”.
People will pass over the money without even thinking about it, for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they’ll browse out to the bleachers; sit in virtual shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They’ll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the memory baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they’ll be part of the eternal game and it’ll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters.
The memories, old and new, will be so thick they’ll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come. The one constant through all the years, has been solid state memory. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, flashed and erased again. But computer memory has marked the time. This memory array, this game: it’s a part of your past and future. It remembers for us of all that once was good and that could be again. Oh…people will come. People will most definitely come.”
Retiring, rewiring, in style
If you are nearing the end of life you can also look forward to richer and more fulfilling golden years in the company of like-minded individuals. Rather than watching TV in some common room or playing bingo twice a week, or mouldering away, retirees can instead look forward to private Memory Alpha AI properties in our gated communities, daily rounds of golf, dinner parties, health spas and boat excursions, to name a few, all surrounded by opulent and luxurious and above all stimulating virtual artificial intelligence environments that may be better than real life.
Naturally, before being permitted entry into such paradise prospective members will have to meet the financial requirements (buying in costs and monthly or annual retainers) and be subjected to a battery of simple painless memory tests.
So here is your personal portal for people looking to live on in luxury and style.
Just fill out the form below and we’ll connect.
Pets welcome 🙂